Typing is really weird like I’ll be in lowercase typing normally then I hit cAPS LOCK AND I SPEED UP LIKE VROOM VROOM MOTHERFUCKER
i cant listen to the french part in partition bc i ALWAYS have flashback to the time a guy told me to speak french in his ear while we were doin it bc i had said i took 4 years of it when we were flirtin and he thought that meant i was good and i just said apple juice in french and he came
Getting ignored literally makes my heart sink to the ground.
theres no cliche i love more than the ‘hate eachother at first - end up banging at the kitchen floor after months of pent up sexual frustration and passive aggressive innuendos’ cliche
"heterosexual life partners"